FTW Website: Weird converter

June 7, 2008

Have you ever wondered how much dead Shaquille O’ Neals far you are from home? Or how many kegs it will take to fill your bathtub with beer? Or how heavy your eyeballs are (amount of last night’s sleep notwithstanding)? Then wonder no more, my mathematically challenged friend, for WeirdConverter can help you in your daily conversion needs.

As the site author simply claims, WeirdConverter is just like a normal currency converter, but with dump trucks, rhino ejaculate, and human saliva production among others as measurement units. 

A couple of new things I found out through this site:

•  Urine produced by an average person will fill 4 cans of beer.
•  Tom Cruise is equivalent to 453 average bowel movement (sometimes more)
•  A giraffe’s neck is as long as 19 flaccid penis (although in my case the ratio is 1:1 whenever I watch a Jenna Haze video)

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So go ahead and amaze your friends with your mad conversion skillz! Because 5 out of 4 people are just not very good in Math.